Tuesday, January 20, 2009

They should totally make a Save Empire movie.

They should make a Savage Empire movie. They should make a Savage Empire movie. It has been way too long since One Million Years BC came out. There hasn't been a good prehistoric movie since 1966. That's too long.

So who should play Aiela and Tristia? I think that Megan Fox would be a good Tristia. She looks sexy and dangerous. And nerds really like her and they like Savage Empire, too.

So Megan Fox is Tristia.

Aiela should be that brown haired girl from Gossip Girl. They kind of look alike, and that girl has a sweet face that suits Aiela's kind and loving personality. In this picture, you can kind of imagine her in Aiela's heavy-metal-style mullet, can't you?

So Leighton Meester is Aiela.

Now who should play the Avatar? And Jimmy??? And Professor Rafkin!?? They need to get Sean Connery to do that. He is elderly.

Savage Empire Box


Remember what the Ultima Savage Empire packaging looked like? Now you do.